Noooooooooo. :( Hugs! Read more

I am just going to another website! I'm not going on some 40 year mission to Mars or anything. (Although I would go if Mars is made of Vodka and Doritos...do you think it is?) Read more

He's no Burt Reynolds but oh yeaaaaaaah

This is a libelous accusation and I demand retraction. My allegiance to Team Dog has always been firm. Read more

I will always be Burt; promise. Read more

I told you guys they were expanding their propaganda efforts AND NOW YOU SEE THE PROOF. Read more

:( Sunday is my last day, yes. Read more

But the kiteehhhhhhhhhhhh. :( Read more

We need two separate gifs for this video for the following texts: 1. "I REGRET NOTHING" and 2. "I'VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE" Read more

YES! That should say American woman/actress/lady/etc to get a nomination in 30 years, which is what I meant. OOPS! Read more

See, Mom, you can do animal print on animal print on animal print. IT IS NOT JUST BEST USED IN AN ACCENT PIECE OR ACCESSORY.

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR! Read more

*politely offers MsAdventure a glass of water; tells her Rebecca understands how she feels* Read more

:-( Awwww. Read more

Oh WOW. I think you figured it out! That has to be it. Read more

since the first posted article on Jez appears a locked out thing giving football (I think) douchebag idolaters like - idk - osme platform to be like - YEH YEAH this douche WINS (or might ) I just never watch sports or fake sport politics - and YES I KNOW this is not far distant cousin of any version of a "Feminist"… Read more

Thank you. I worked hard to make it just right for you guys. Read more

I LOVE YOUR DOG!!!!!!! Read more

I have no idea what you're talking about or what it has to do with this video I posted but you know what? You just do you, drunk Internet commenter. You do you. Read more

That is your punishment for not showing proper Nic Cage adoration. It's the Internet equivalent of doing 30 years hard labor in a Siberian prison. Read more