1. The Deadspin commenters won everything on the whole texts from Jay Cutler thing. Read more

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Proper highlighting changed my life. Truth. Read more

umm how dare you suggest that any film with Nic Cage is anything less than stellar. I have filed a report on this comment; clearly you should have your Internet taken away from you for life. Read more

Ramon is a hero; Nic Cage should definitely come be his best friend. Read more

The problem is that at this point it's an SEO thing. You're more likely to see "Selfie" describing a picture than "photo" or "pic" because (and I'm way oversimplifying here) Google and Facebook like it because people automatically recognize it and it resonates and yada yada yada. So, for example, I'll call something a…

I KNOW! That's my bad; I totally missed it and meant to write it up and then got distracted by a cat video or something. If no one else mentioned it, I'll grab it for tonight's DB (IF I DON'T FORGET YET AGAIN). Read more

Yes, that's what the prosecutors did. As mentioned in the article, the boyfriend is facing murder charges. Read more

Needs to be Albafied by 20 percent. Read more

I will gladly help you run it. For real. This is such a fucking great idea. Read more

I don't need a Howard Stern 101 lesson, thank you! I have listened to plenty of Howard in my day. I love lots of things about Howard. I still think Sam Smith has the right to object to how he (or anyone) talks about him or his sexuality. And the suggestion that it's being "reported" wrong is goddamn eyeroll inducing… Read more

"You know what I like about the guy? He's an ugly motherf—ker. He's fat. Is he gay? He looks gay to me, not that anybody looks gay, but he does seem effeminate." Read more

Taking a Stand: The Brave Journey of the Pizza Fork Heroes and Their Brave Struggle for Social Acceptance Read more

Yeah. I can't make jokes about Tom Cruise being a weirdo Scientologist anymore because it's just not funny to me. It's so, so goddamn sad. All of it. Read more

Hahahahaaaaaaa! Read more

k where should we register Read more

I keep waiting to see a story about myself in one of these for the time I got drunk at a Red Lobster, climbed on a table and did a weird hula dance holding up two cheddar bay biscuits as a mock bikini top. Read more

"dieing to get my pussy eatin up!!" Read more

I'm on to you and your kind and will not be silenced. #fightthecatoverlords Read more