If they use their Facebook pages, make sure to let their moms know what they are doing too. Read more
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Don't forget "stalks the author on Twitter at 2 a.m. to call her a Feminist cunt who hates free speech" Read more
Oh wow. I will be reading more from that later; thank you! Read more
::hugs vintageclothesretro:: Read more
Dude: Ok well then it's bullying. Read more
I hope you guys work it out because I found out Glenn Beck is married so we can't have him. Read more
No snake handler preacher officiating. Read more
especially given that she's not citing a religious objection to treatment. Read more
I think "He has an educational blog" might be the world's most perfect description of Glenn Beck. Read more
I definitely dated the Radical Feminist (hi, A.) and almost married him, too. But this one...this motherfucker right here is the absolute worst: Read more
Oh see I have my stupid tapes and here it is on YouTube. Wow. Raul Julia, RIP. Read more
I have that Donahue show on tape! Raul Julia's quote about how grain used to feed cattle could feed all the world's hungry people still haunts me. (He wasn't a vegan, as I recall, just providing another point in their defense.) God, he was so great. Read more
oh my god that goddamn complaint about the goddamn missing HEB in Hutto omg omg omg omg. They never stop complaining about how they don't have a goddamn HEB. That is literally all people in Hutto talk about. It's either that or that Texan Cafe that has "THE BEST PIES EVER" on East St. and you're like "but the pies… Read more
Hook 'em. Read more
I love how Betty White's face in the last gif is like "Ooooh, who is this hot motherfucker right here?" Read more
Guys do you think the British people describing it in the clip really think he is the actual real Captain America? Because I'm pretty sure they do. Read more
Do you remember when we were all like "I NEED PHYLICIA RASHAD TO SPEAK OUT ABOUT THIS" and now that she has we're dead inside hoping she'd just remained silent, period. Read more
Pretty much. There's always Waco, though. THEY HAVE A MALL. Read more
We all have to move to Hutto now. Drunk frat boy ghosts drove us out. OH BUT HEY I THINK THEY HAVE A WALMART NOW SO YAY. Read more