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Yes, pretty much. That's why it's there and that's why you see it so much. Read more

Hey, I'm just here for all the "Well, actually" and "To be fair" comments that people are about to drop on you because they don't know this saying and they're about to tell you how Austin isn't really that weird, Portland/Minneapolis/Savannah are weirder, etc. etc . I made popcorn, too! You can have some if you want!

Yeah. If you see one, you know there's a hundred more. Read more

The ghost also has an educational blog. Read more

No I think it's insane to post a long ad about what you expect someone to be like romantically in an advertising offering a room/share situation. Read more

Basically this. This every day, all day. Read more

Hahaha when I read that I just remember that look Amy gave Doogie Houser in Gone Girl when he took the creme brulee out of her hands hahahahaha. Read more

Kara could the back be shading the tit by not feeling it? Does shade go as deep as the muscles and nerve endings in our body parts? Please respond; thank you. Read more

That boob also has an educational blog. Read more

I wouldn't even call it backpedaling. This is more like realizing your bike is going down a bumpy road and then suddenly jerking the handle bars and pedaling it full speed into a lake. Read more

"I'm Steve Kroft. Tonight on 60 Minutes: Ass Champagne Tastes FUCKING AWESOME. Later on, Leslie Stahl reports from Saskatchewan about climate change." Read more

Matt, quit making burners to post about how hot you are. We've discussed this. Read more

I mean, I'm aware that this is a cool troll that people like you try, try, try again to disrupt these boards with. If you have actual proof of this, we will gladly write about it. But seriously, go tell your friends at Reddit this sorry ass shit will get zapped before you can rile up the community. Thanks. Read more

Oh sure, honey. Between you and me and the rest of us Olds who DARED be born before 1997, sure that's what I meant. Read more

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KurtneyLove's advice is genius: "Just change the street name to Ate Ass. Fixed." I mean. GENIUS. Read more

"I have an educational blog" has to be a close second to "I sell monogrammed thermoses," right? Read more