OH SON OF A BITCH. SON OF A BITCH. SON OF A BITCH. :( Read more

I would have sloppy sex with him. I'd get him and a couple of bottles of pinto greeg and make a little Saturday night out of it. He has a nice body. As long as he doesn't talk too much and remind me that he's Justin fucking Bieber, yeah. I guess. Read more

Maine is kind of having a moment right now. Read more

I mean, yeah, I concede the point about how it's framed and basically made that same point (the title cards, calling the people who are barely 50 "elders.") I get what you're saying but sometimes humor is a great tool at communicating bigger ideas. But sure, I guess the "ELDERS DOING XYZ..." isn't a format everyone… Read more

I find that to be unfairly dismissive in a lot of ways. First of all, the idea that their opinions were "hilariously out-of-touch" is ridiculous. If you watch the whole video, many of them express a lot of the same opinions about this topic I've seen reiterated over and over again. I think these videos are a great way… Read more

That's weird; I don't remember calling it the naming hat. Hmmm... Read more

And yes, even our "elders" (eye roll because some of those people were barely in their 50s) agree, there is a double standard. Read more

I feel like a couple of people responding in these comments need to A) watch the entire video an B) read the whole article. There were a mix of opinions aside from "slut-shaming;" that's completely wrong to say that's what all of them were doing. I think your point is wonderful I just think it's one of those… Read more

No, I just couldn't fit the whole specific explanation into our short character limit for headlines. He resigned as party head and from the party altogether. He still a councilman b/c they can't get rid of him even though they want to. Read more

I saw that! There were a bunch of places (Guardian, Yahoo, Indpendent) that picked up my rant, lol. I posted some links on my FB page. A lot of the foreign press had it, too! That is wild!

Are you seriously the Cat Stealing Dog Bed Truther right now? Were all the conspiracy theories about chemtrails and the Lizard People taken up before you got here? Read more

Ahhhh I meant to link that in there too. Le sigh. Read more

1. "Well, actually..." Read more

Brick HardMeat Read more

They will probably mindfuck us all and name the baby "John Joseph" or something. Read more

No, absolutely not. The only people who would be surprised by that are people who have never ever seen or heard Kid Rock ever before. Read more

OHH speaking of, I had my best, fanciest, prettiest Truther Hat on for that Kanye/McCartney thing. I was totally convinced that was a brilliantly epic troll. But lately I see Internet conspiracies everywhere and I probably need to just sit down, relax and drink a glass of water or something. Read more

From now on, helley, you sit by me in class. For the rest of the semester. Bless you. Read more

It's always hard for me to comment in instances like this because I do not want to seem dismissive of any aspect of youth culture (just because I don't know about something doesn't mean it doesn't have value to the people who are fans/support it). But damn I can still laugh my ass off at myself for finally evolving… Read more

LOL you did it! Read more