My inlaws are from Rural MO. My MIL sent me a book on biblical womanhood for my daughters.

I did not give it to them.

In her favor, she asked if she could first.

I said yes because it didn’t hurt me to recycle the book after receiving it in the mail, and it was a minor step toward peace in a family I constantly make… Read more

Gee, it’s almost like skin tone is an extremely sensitive subject that has connotations that being bald doesn’t.
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The idea that a dynasty of whey-faced cousin fuckers is worried about the “purity” of their bloodline is hilarious. What’s the matter: afraid your descendents might have healthy complexions and actual chins?
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My 25 year old niece just celebrated her 18 month soberversary. Her trouble started when she was raped at age 13 and she’s survived many suicide attempts, sex work and every drug known to humankind being put into her body. I wish you could see her now, shiny hair, clear eyes, and planning her future. Thanks for… Read more

Well, if you can have a personal Jesus, why not a personal Satan? Read more

True, but it did start the whole world crying. Read more

Yeah, but it was a joke they started. Read more

In 1982 they were a joke Read more

I think the CGI stag was better than the original plan of using a hologram of Robert Kardashian. Read more

Thank you for your service, Derek Jeter. Read more

Yikes! Power to your dad for making it through that one. I only had enlarged lymph nodes over my kidneys/aorta, so there wasn’t any call to crack my ribs. Read more

“Somebody call a plumber for hard clog?” Read more

Maybe they couldn't find a good sausage pizza in town? Read more

Two words: Pumpkin chunkin.  Way more cathartic, plus the benefits of playing with a trebuchet. Read more

I saw “Lady AntiBLM” on twitter. Seemed perfect for them, hah, Read more

She added: “Also the president make one stinky in diapey, and ate all his peas.” Read more

“he also consumes intelligence verbally” Read more

My sister has three adopted kids and as a family, we celebrate their birthdays (obviously) and we celebrate the day they came home. It has nothing to do with them not being part of the family until that day, we just see it as another special day to remind them how overjoyed we were they became part of the family and… Read more

You have the adoption language backwards. The adoption of children was called “gotcha day” and creating a “forever family” BEFORE it was later adopted (ahem) for use by animal adoption. Don’t shame them for language that’s standard in the adoption community; they’re not treating their child like a pet by using those… Read more

Next we shall vigorously defend chef boyardee and St. Louis cracker pizza Read more