Come on now. There is no way that Bret Michaels can know everything he’s got. Read more

DON’T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME!!!!!!!!!!! Read more

Look, if you have to spell it out for people.... Read more

Same but I’ve never written it up for some reason! Read more

Well, there’s Gangsta rap in the background, so I’d say 50-cent percent. Read more

Upon careful consideration, your take seems to be the correct one. Read more

How do you know that was advice to you and not to herself? Maybe she had to remind herself that you were all young and dumb and she shouldn’t murder you.  Read more

But he’s a lumberjack, and he’s OK. Read more

Jeez, is there anything this broad won’t quit? Read more

I could see it coming all the way from Russia.. Read more

And I find that very startling from a group of people that claim to be the champions of women empowerment. Read more

Hurricane Tiffany!  Read more

Good thinking! Maybe the nuclear hurricane will mutate some Alabamians the chromosomes they lack. Read more

I’m looking for something cheerful, I swear!  Read more

Also as plausible as when Joe Smith got word from God that polygamy was cool, right about the same time as the hot nanny moved in. Read more

Chace’s The Deep calendar spread is perfect.  That conspicuous bulge is so in character it’s ridiculous. Read more

My first thought upon seeing that image “Did the Dance Mom’s lady get out of jail already?”.
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Twenty minutes? I’ll wait for the InstaPot Vag thank you very much.
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So what did you say/do after his response? Read more

The good table was reserved for your brothers.  Read more