Or as it’s known in NYC, the Trump. Read more

Your aunt was obviously torturing you. No way a reasonable person would think hiding bugs all over the house would *decrease* a fear of bugs. And I hate cicadas too. They always seem like they’re in the process of dying, but never quite die. Read more

When I learned about gravity in kindergarten, I thought that the center of the earth was literally going to reach out and grab me and pull me in to my death. I was very afraid.  Read more

C’mon, Kleenex. We know they were really for boys, and your marketing missed. Read more

Well, that’s what people get for being overly pieous. Read more

Sometimes deahd is bettah! Read more

Ghost Realtor in the sky. “Always Be Closing ... death is no excuse!” Read more

It wasn’t an official one but an ethics watchdog had just begun digging into a bunch of private plane flights she was given with business people in her home state IIRC Read more

Especially in this highly charged atmosphere. A post like this is guaranteed to result in threats. This took guts.  Read more

I really feel the date should have ended with a “Deere John” letter... Read more

That’s going to pith off a lot of people. Read more

Instead of a threesome, I'd rather just play that fun drinking game "the devil's triangle" everyone is talking about. I have to watch it, too much beer and I get gassy. I heard the kids call it boofing these days. Read more

The worst part was when the little umbrellas on the toothpicks opened up, right? Read more

Drive By Truckers have apparently recorded a new album so that should be out soon. While Hood suggested their new material might veer less political (How does one write poetically about explosive diarrhea, he wondered), the two songs he performed from the album were “Thoughts and Prayers” and “Babies in Cages.”

I guess two wrongs don’t make a Reich. Read more

Asia should have got a tattoo that said “don’t sleep with under age boys” to remind her not to sleep with underage boys. Read more

I believe her. Read more

“I just want a fair process where I can be heard,” Read more

The worst of which being "Entourage". Read more

Mark Wahlberg.  Mainly for unleashing his even more untalented siblings on the world. Read more