Leave me alone, science!

Netflix recently removed all seasons of Home Movies. Life is meaningless now.

Stephen Bwaking?

Honestly, this is the only cookbook you need.

I always thought some guys are just so clumsy that they're always tripping and falling into random vaginas. Is that not a thing? Read more

Because everything requires a Mean Girls reference.

I totally called this in January. Read more

Could we not do the funny gifs thing here? Please? Read more

The unfettered leg holes are symbolic of the places mens' cocks take them. Read more

Daft Spunk Read more

Bobby won the mayoral seat after Dorset's annual Taste of Dorset Festival, where attendees can vote as many times as they want with $1 ballots... Read more

I heard he hits the applesauce pretty hard though. Read more

*gets out of bed* *puts on shirt* *immediately takes off shirt to shower* Read more

You had a crush on Mark Zuckerberg? Read more

These sandals:

One time this guy texted me inviting me to Raymour & Flanigan to buy materials for his conceptual sculpture. Part of the text read, "Entering the realm of fluorent lights impedes my ability to cohere as an individual" and when I read it out loud my friend started dry-heaving in a bush. Read more

K. Read more

This is Jewelle Gomez, an awesome queer femme elder writer and activist. Everyone should know who she is. ♥