Megan this is so beautifully written and very evocative. That apartment sounds amazing (both the funeral parlor one and the new one!). Also congratulations! I got my first solo apartment at 24 and have been living gloriously and ecstatically alone for 22 years since. It is so freeing! The downside might be that I can… Read more

...but it’s easier to rhyme grass with ass... Read more

Please share this playlist.  Read more

I wonder if anyone has taken Shapiro aside to let him know, everyone now knows he’s never made a pussy wet. Then again, who is surprised by this. Read more

It’s been pretty priceless watching Ben Shapiro self own by claiming his wife has never had a WAP. Read more

“Candy Shop” and “Wait (The Whisper Song)“ among others got a ton of mainstream radio play and are just as sexually explicit. Men can stay mad. Read more

I’m trying to place the look on your face. Like a combination of shocked you pulled it off and “quick take pic this is starting to hurt.” Read more

I’m impressed, but I’ve gotta say the look on your face says you think something is about to rupture and the camera better hurry up. Read more

“I am basking in its nasty glory now before the teens of TikTok find a way to make Megan Thee Stallion rapping “If he ate my ass, he’s a bottom-feeder” into some sort of viral challenge.” Read more

Comprehensive hoedown coverage is why I keep coming back to Jezebel. Nice work.
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Had the weirdest thought watching this/listening to this.... Read more

Have fatih: if Joe Giudice can do the splits, so can we all!
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OMG I worked on this show!!! Along with Flavor or Love, I Love New York and most everything else from this era. Oh the memories  Read more

Rich has the absolute best recaps on Vh1.com when it was airing. I find myself trying to find those recaps again because I loved them so much. Sadly I am unable to find them anymore but they were gems! Read more

My sister still refers to a certain level of inebriation as “Rock Of Love Drunk” Read more

Yeah, but Heather showed up in season two, then went on to Charm School. I freaking love Heather. When Sharon Osborne asked her what was wrong, she straight up said she hadn't smoked weed in a month and it was driving her nuts. Heather and I would be friends.  Read more

I used to wake up on Saturdays, lurch into the living room in my tiny apartment, and watch the Rock of Love rerun. Whatever poor choices I’d made after happy hour the night before PALED in comparison to the goings on in that mansion, It’s the only trash reality TV I’ve ever loved (true story, I’ve never watched a… Read more

God I loved this trashy show! I’m still salty that Heather and her magnificent 80s hair didn’t win the first season.  Read more

I find them appalling.  I also looked to see if they had them in orange, so..... Read more

These are APPALLING and you should definitely get them. I’m not a super duper clog person most of the time, but I have a pair of Rebecca Minkhoff criss-cross flat sandals in a similar (slightly more green, but equally retina-blasting) color and I adore them. Read more