Not that I necessarily need to clarify, but what I was getting at is that when I write Dirtbag, I generally try to avoid anything about the Beverly Hills women, because that’s not a show that I routinely watch, but I’m aware that a lot of the coverage I write, as well as my colleagues who do Dirtbag, covers the… Read more

Nacho, bless him, is a demon who cannot be photographed reliably or attractively, if my mother’s Instagram account and my own personal experience with Nacho is any evidence. (it is) Read more

fixed that, ty  Read more

lol, no but i’ll take it just the same! Read more

been fixed, thanks Read more

fixed it, thanks  Read more

You’re absolutely right about the bikini, fwiw, it “fits” but I gave it to my sister who will be able to wear it in a way that does not look like she’s being strangled! Read more

I actually think she does, because I think that Ben is the ultimate fixer upper and something about J-Lo makes me believe that in three years that man will have that thing removed at her bidding!! Read more

Thanks for letting me know so politely, I really appreciate it.  Read more

I could not agree more Read more

corrected, i apologize. thanks Read more

i’m not the boss of you! Read more

i’m hoping that this is just my flesh needing to develop its usual carapace, but ideally.... it hurries up! Read more

Katie Jane Hughes, a makeup artist I love and adore, uses stretch concealer all over her face with a big brush, but i’m bad at foundation, and can use this concealer without any other base makeup, fwiw. Read more

Honestly, I have been knotting all of my t-shirts at the waist and exposing a sliver of flesh in the hopes that it looks good, and generaly, it sort of does? Otherwise, I’m about to start leaving the house in a sports bra as a top, because i have a very short torso. I hear that the Everlane boxy cropped tee or… Read more

THIS AMAZON DRESS IS IN MY PRICE RANGE, HELLO Read more

Less about impressing the “hot topic” crowd and more about honoring an actual icon, I’d say.... Read more

my other secret shame is that i could not remember the name of Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers films, and I believe whatever I said to call his name to mind was... not great LOL Read more

PLEASE FIND HIM FOR ME and then tell him, if you can, to grow a few feet Read more

there is mouhamara in my fridge as we speak, and i agree, mezze is the ultimate Dip Dinner! Read more