meganreynolds
Megan Reynolds
meganreynolds
Senior writer at Jezebel covering culture and consumerism with work in the FADER, Racked, Vulture, the Billfold, Elle, Buzzfeed and others. Working on a book about home.

I need this man to deal with his pink-ass eyes and to also answer the questions he is asked OR to stop talking, please.  Read more

Shouts to MOTHER. the only person who is maybe happy about these plastic barriers Read more

I do not like it when he makes eye contact with the camera and also listening to him speak makes me want to scream into a paper bag. Read more

Kelly, i AGREE, and I hope someone on Biden’s team takes note.... Read more

Mother gave her son the good rinse, must be the Clairol Shimmer Lights, bitch!! Read more

Listen, I’m sorry, he’s hot to me, and my taste is, objectively, disgusting. I know! Read more

A CRUCIAL mistakey, but I actually don’t think he’s in peril like these other men? He is the same as he’s ever gonna get, just hotter and hotter as the years go by :(  Read more

A CRUCIAL omission!! But I’d lump the ones who have found “religion” somewhere in between the Sad Men and the Brad Pitt, as their turn towards a higher power feels like it falls somewhere in that abyss.  Read more

At this juncture, it is impossible to follow a single thread that comes from either one of these men.  Read more

I do love the idea of his tax returns as some sort of monstrous, glittering tower that is perpetually under construtction, but I also wish for death... now! Read more

“I’ll put a mask on when I think I need it.” Bitch, you NEED TO WEAR IT ALL THE FUCKING TIME, BITCH.  Read more

I will honestly be so happy if I never hear the phrase “fake news” ever the fuck again!!! Read more