This is like watching the world’s most stressful movie trailer.  Read more

Nothing like hearing Rudy fucking Giuliani scream MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN like he’s yelling at the guy behind the counter to get him two and a half pounds of mortadella RIGHT NOW.  Read more

My favorite racist gopher is here, honey, and those Kris Jenner-ass glasses are distracting me from the garbage he is saying. Read more

This ruddy-ass police man.... Read more

Imagining Donald Trump as a fierce warrior calls to mind some sort of Braveheart-adjacent tableaux involving a kilt and now I wish for death. Read more

This man is saying that the lessons learned from re-opening UFC are being applied now in schools......  Read more

OH MY GOD THE UFC MAN, please stop yelling at me sir. Read more

WHY is he talking about motherfucking hamburgers?! Read more

Here’s my favorite demon turtle! Read more

Simply screaming at all of these people breathing on each other in extremely close proximity!!!!! Read more

Nary a soul in that crowded-ass audience appears to be wearing a mask, yas.  Read more

I’m fascinated by the hollow in his neck... what lies beneath? Read more

Thanks. Read more

I have watched an episode or two of this, actually, and I liked it! Read more

I’M INSPIRED BY Read more

Unfortunately, I am part of this “older generation” and I don’t love it either, but every rose has its thorn, baby.  Read more

I must own them, I have no choice.  Read more

I LOVE THOSE SHOES TOO Read more

same! Read more

Honestly, I’m always like this, pandemic or otherwise.  Read more