No. I do not go outside. And I cannot abide a parklet. I hate parklets almost as much as I hate Hitler. Read more
You got hit in the head by a bus. You’re still one of the most talented writers and thinkers I know. Therefore, it’s funny. Read more
We’re talking about School of the Arts in SF, right? WHY WAS THERE JUST SO MUCH GAY PORN IN THERE? Read more
Flowers weren't really my beat? Read more
They're microdicks. Read more
I think it’s something Allen puts under his head to release muscles. He likes this book called “supple leopard” that recommends all sorts of dumb exercise shit. Read more
As a last act of good will and under the influence of marcotics, I ask that you comment here so I can ungrey you if you’re not a troll. Read more
Every year I ask for one, and every year no one complies. Read more
“contact the author at...” ;) Read more
I did it for the vine. Read more
WHY GO TO TWITTER? Read more
THERE WILL BE AN OPEN THREAD! STOP HIJACKING MY DESPERATE NEED FOR ATTENTION. JESUS. Read more
As someone who identifies as disabled, that’s how I write it. I recognize that some people prefer “people with disabilities,” but person-first language is a choice and not a hard and fast rule. Read more
That is NOT an “I don’t know her” who. Read more
Unaware, not shocked! Read more
There are some questions none of us will ever be able to answer. Read more
Never listen to anything Slate says, Paul! Read more
Wow. Wow. I had no idea this existed. Read more
This was all Emma! She picked the topic! Read more
New phone who dis. Read more