Then my work here is DONE. Read more
If I spared every person who supports my writing, the grass in my backyard would never grow. Time to make some tough decisions. Read more
Once, my uncle asked “So Mark, you’re a vegetarian now?” while we were eating at a restaurant. I thought that he was just interested in trying it, so I beamed and said “Yes!” Read more
Dang, I would just kill her, though. Read more
Here’s mine: Read more
I volunteered about a month ago! I wasn’t gonna fuck with people’s Thanksgiving because I don’t celebrate anyway. I will, however, be getting drunk as fuck and eating an entire pizza once I’m done posting. And then probably a cake. Read more
I don't care. Grey forever. Read more
Enjoy being in the black! Read more
Yes. Read more
No, but my guinea pigs are named Buddy and Andy. It’s short for Rosebud and Misandry. Read more
Thank you!!! We got married!!! Read more
MARK GIVETH AND MARK TAKETH AWAY, BEARS. Read more
No. Read more
No. Read more
You know I wouldn’t leave without sharing some beautiful flowers with all my friends! Read more
That’s the other Mark Shrayber who thought I was trying to steal his identity. He’s nice, though! I’m @mshrayber. Read more
I’m here tomorrow! Don’t know what’s happening after that, but you can follow me on Twitter or check out my work at Uproxx. Read more
I have seen both and been a receptionist. I did turn gay, though. Read more
Don’t cry because it’s over, cry because I’m going to grey the shit out of everyone before I go. Read more
I actually removed it before the post went live but it takes a second for Kinja to catch up. Read more