I REALLY WAS! Read more
He asks why the government is so into controlling marriage and then ends his screed with the equivalent of “wake, up SHEEPLE!” Read more
This was also something I wondered. Why did this even get published? A Notre Dame graduate on staff pointed out that the paper’s great at getting people talking, but this isn’t even a well thought-out opinion. It’s just an opinion. I have plenty of those (pandas aren’t real, air travel is a massive hoax, Jennifer… Read more
He was going to be the treasurer... Read more
YEP. SOMEONE FIGURED IT OUT. FINALLY. Read more
Probably the secret non-work account I created just for using on Ashley Madison and checking on my non-government issued phone via web and not through the mail app? Read more
Yeah! Lots of the Wicked stuff has decent dialogue and some of the Vivid stuff as well. The porn parodies from the higher-end companies are generally pretty good even if you’re not watching the sex. Read more
I spoke only Russian until the second grade. When I came to school and started learning English, some other Russian kids wanted to help. They started by telling me to go over to my teacher and say “go fuck yourself” to express my appreciation of her. Read more
While I agree that the headlines are similar, I actually brainstormed this one out with a colleague (it changed several times), so it’s definitely not stolen. Read more
Best comment ever, really. Read more
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YES! FINALLY A DATE INSTEAD OF A ‘COMING SOON.’ I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS. SO, SO EXCITED. (And I don’t even know why...)
Yes! My partner watches that movie whenever it’s on TV (24/7) and I always yell at her dumbass friends and boyfriend for being upset that she has a fucking hard job. She doesn’t even change! She just has to work long hours! Welcome to the world of trying to further your career! Read more
I was thinking that, too. Read more
This house was a flooded mess last time we saw it on the show. Hard pass. Read more
Absolutely. I’m speaking about the whole concept of being in a wedding as opposed to the practicality. Someone saying “I love you and want you to be up there with me on my wedding day” is an offer not extended to everyone. Read more
I think it’s called that because it literally tastes like gasoline when you inhale. It’s like the opening scene of Salt where they’re torturing Angelina Jolie, but you get paranoid instead of dying. Read more
Who wants Sour Diesel anyway, AMIRITE? Only lame-os who can’t handle “the grapes,” as this one cool dude I know told me to refer to anything with purple in its name. And he was cool, so he would know. very cool. Read more
I have been smoking marijuana for an entire two months now, so I feel I am very qualified for this job. Also, like many 14-year-olds in my position, I can talk about nothing but marijuana and still believe that different strains do very different things and don’t just get me so high I’m forced to take a nap. Read more
Oh yeah, verrrry “Chuck and Buck.” Read more
I didn’t think she started out particularly likeable and she didn’t get any more likeable as the intensity ramped up. Read more