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Mark Shrayber
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Nothing I could write would do the schlock-factor justice. It’s really worth watching because it’s just so bad and goes nowhere and nothing is resolved but it’s so ridiculous it’s great. Read more

Absolutely! But like the poetry I wrote around that time, I thought it was fucking genius. Being 17 will fuck you up like that. Read more

No, it was butchered in such a way that it was clear it was a mistake. The girl who ran the entire thing and collected all the quotes was also super nice to EVERYONE and also well-liked and hella cool and basically the person we all want to be. Read more

Part of the fun of seeing a horror movie in theaters is being scared with a large group of people. When I saw “Unfriended” lots of people were screaming and laughing and it made the experience that much more enjoyable. Read more

Wait! Is it this one or one of the many films with the same title! I made that mistake! Read more

Really? I didn’t get that at all. I left the film thinking that everyone ended up just being hella shitty (maybe excluding Robyn). Read more

That’s what I thought, too. But the focus shifts several times, making you wonder who the scary character really is. And Robyn empathizes with Gordon about his social awkwardness, which comes off as her feeling sorry for him in the trailer but has a much more “I get you” feel in the film. Read more

I jumped at least three times. Perhaps I am more easily frightened. We’ll see next week when I watch Sinister 2 while wearing a diaper. Read more

Thanks! I’ve been on the miraDry website A LOT and to my knowledge, Miramar labs is the umbrella and miraDry and MiraSmooth are just two different products under the label. Read more

It was originally used only for sweat and then they figured out it works for hair and odor, too. So now they can charge more! Read more

Listen, I didn’t spend all morning making shit up so you could come in here and try to shoot me down with made-up facts about stuff that never happened. Read more