Those Maybelline lippies are the tits. They go nowhere, even after eating. I wish they made more colors. Read more

I was flipping through and saw Billy Eichner and I was like “wtf?” But then also after a minute “This show should just be Billy hosting and making snarky comments to the bachelor and contestants. Way more interesting.” Read more

Wow, what a feat! I made my own account to track all the films I’ve seen and what do you know, there’s a bunch on your list that I know for sure I haven’t seen, but have been meaning to see for a long time (like 10+ years). Thank you for this enormous undertaking! Read more

Yes to this awesome interview! Read more

They’re so cool and everything I want to be when I get older. Read more

nooooope Read more

Once upon a time, this is what would’ve happened: he finds the wallet and turns it in to the box office; she calls the venue the next day and says, “did anyone turn in a lost wallet?” The venue says, “Yes, we have it.” She goes back to collect it. Read more

This is the most ridiculous thing I have read all day. And I mean that as a compliment.  Read more