What? I love Kanye, which I have written about here repeatedly. I did not "lambast" him. Read more

Um, I literally wrote "we don't know what Tori and Dean's arrangement is!" Read more

YOUR MOM'S A DISNEY FILM PERHAPS Read more

I actually wasn't grumpy at all! I was ELATED that I made it, because my phone/alarm died somehow while I was asleep (even though it was plugged in) and it was a miracle that I happened to wake up and glance at the clock 15 minutes after my car came. Read more

Let's clarify a few things! I'm actually pretty much obsessed with etiquette and politeness. That's why I said "sorry," before I even asked the guy to move. I didn't touch him or get in his space in any way when I reached up to put my bag in the bin. I didn't "lean over him." In fact, I put my bag in the bin behind… Read more

Oh, let me clear this up! I didn't violate his personal space. Read more

Ha, oops! Came up in my feed for some reason! DELETED. SORRY. Read more

YOU GUYS.

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But they show him flying into the Marseilles airport at the end. But maybe I missed a scene after that where he goes to Portugal? Read more

Thank you for sharing! Read more

When I was in college, my housemates and I made BRA TREE because we couldn't afford ornaments. Also because #feminism.

HOPE YOUR HEART REMEMBERED TO WEAR ITS FAT PANTS TODAY Read more

That "Tardar Sauce" story is such obvious bullshit. I can't believe anyone buys it. Read more

Cute trolling, dumbass, but I have literally written multiple blog posts about how John Goodman is my #1 celebrity crush. Read more

EXACTLY. Read more

No, just, like, in her pocket, I guess. For personal use. Read more

Also: I'm sure people are going to bring up the age difference here, and, IDK. We can be weirded out by it, but it's not illegal. Read more

Oops, FIXED! Read more

Re: Felicity memorabilia, I wanted to say "suspected of breaking in to Keri Russell's house while she was asleep and rifling through her chunky sweaters," but I didn't want to trivialize the awfulness of the situation. Read more