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Lauren Evans
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I also love weird sandwiches and I think that’s why I am SO UPSET by this. Read more

They’re still 40s, though, but they’re great for when it slips from your sweat-slicked hand because you’ve been holding it for four hours. Read more

A) You seem to have conveniently missed the photo on the NYT piece. B) Precisely what do you think “human encroachment” is? Read more

I avoided the term “rape” because neither the Justice Department nor the Washington Post used that terminology, and I was concerned there was some technical reason why each avoided it. I’m still looking into it. Read more

It’s disrespectful because it was included in a morning roundup? Read more

I actually had 5 minutes with her, but I spent two of them just repeating “it’s SUCH an honor...” Read more

I totally thought that but the reference became so tortured when I tried to write it up I just scrapped it. Read more