Sorry, but Mr. Clement is already married - to me. This happened when he sat at the table next to me at Fred 62. For sentimentality, we're asking all gifts to be sent there, c/o Miguel. (And if engraved, my beloved is asking me to remind you that there's no "r" in Jemaine.) Read more
If I were Jen Aniston, I would've secretly married him five years ago.
If I may be original and start an Aniston is pregnant story, I have seen recent pics of her and she does look a bit softer. She also seems to be wearing flowy dresses on set.
Husband is upstairs in bed sick with a cold. How bad of a wife am I to go ahead and watch the next episode of Orange is the New Black without him!? Read more
I'm a black woman who is online dating (I'm on Match now, was on OKCupid a few times - I'm not doing OKCupid again, it just didn't work for me). Attractive, intelligent, gainfully employed, funny - a good catch. And I always look at the "preferred race" section first, because it's very very common to see every race… Read more
Similarly, I'm not sure why you would feel the need to share that the thought of being intimate with a man whose body isn't your preference makes you vomit. What an odd, excessive, cruel statement to make. Read more
WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST FURRIES!!!?!?!?!?!!?!
Excellent advice. I'll add to the section about dealbreakers to keep it short. Reading a laundry list of "do not wants" starts to make you look like, I don't know, a really negative person, especially when the list looks like it was mostly inspired by the person's most recent breakups. I'd rather hear more… Read more
The best compliment I ever got on OKC was, "You are the most like your profile than anyone I've gone out with on here." Read more
Not true! I watched it all (for RESEARCH BECAUSE OF MY JOB), and there are at least a couple of moments where back-thong shows. Read more
It's baaaaaaaaack! The Orange is the New Black hole in my life is momentarily filled :) Read more
I'm going to admit I've been binging on Veronica Mars fan fictions because of all the feels I had after SDCC. Read more
Yeah, but your visits aren't free, they are being paid by your insurance company. The doctors and hospitals are getting their money one way or another. I think that's where the $30K figure is coming from. Total cost, regardless of who pays it. It seems pretty legit to me. (The numbers, not the idea of gouging pregnant… Read more
Don't forget muslim. A gay muslin devil. He may also be a woman but that is maybe too harsh. Read more
This makes me sad. But don't worry, guys. There is absolutely nothing wrong with our healthcare system. And Obamacare is socialist. Also, he's the devil. A gay devil. Read more
No, I didn't learn to cook until I was an adult. Read more