I was hoping for Krakowski too, but Merritt Wever is awesome so I can't get too sad. Feels like should be different categories, really. Maybe? How does TV work? Read more

I said goddamn, goddamn! Read more

I was so excited for this season premiere, and it did not disappoint. Seriously considering cable just to watch them. (That's a lie, but only kind-of.)

SO JEALOUS Read more

thanks! Read more

That's so random, but she's my hero! Read more

ISN'T THE HOFF THE BEST? OMG MY SOUL IS REBORN, Read more

No! Plus, there are SO many purebred chihuahuas in the shelters and in purebred rescue groups, you'll be easily be able to adopt a great one. (Happy early birthday!) Read more

Calling Dr. Laura and Lost Cat are both non-fiction! Read more

It will all be clear one day soon. Read more

She's really gonna come after me now! (Also, thanks!) Read more

Shit, I gotta update my quote! Read more

I watched Firefly for the first time this weekend (I know, I know) and I am in LOVE. It is totally unacceptable that she isn't in all the movies, TV, magazines, my living room hanging out with me, etc. Read more

OK maybe I was thinking of some other food stuffed in a food. It is more than slightly possible. Read more

Ugh, I was asleep on the job! I am ashamed. Read more

BAGEL-FULS! My goodness, I wanted those SO badly when I was a kid. Along with gushers, snowballs, and all other food like products stuffed with food like products. Read more

What is it then? Serious question. If it's not vanity and cultural norms — what is it that makes you feel bad about being fat? And I'm not talking about health — because lots of people exercise and eat well and are active and healthy and are still fat. So if you were active and healthy and still fat, I'm honestly… Read more

I would do anything for love, but I won't do that. (or being twins would be cool, too!) Read more

We got Col. Meow!!! All hail Col. Meow! http://jezebel.com/meet-colonel-m… Read more

REPORTING FROM THE FRONT LINES. Read more