Too "late"! Read more

corrected — thanks! Read more

beautiful!!! Read more

Oooh either would be lovely, but also: JAPAN!! Can you warn your family early to save their ducats/win the lottery? Read more

I kinda want to have a destination wedding. Is that one of the worst things you could ever ask your friends and family to do for you? Ugh, I'm afraid it might be. Read more

OK 1) YES. and 2) I FORGOT ABOUT PIG BEACH!? Ugh, disgusted with myself. Read more

OMG YES. Read more

I fixed it, but am still hoping obtained by the cops takes off. It might be my fetch. Read more

My sister live in DC — the next time I'm in town, I'll eat all of them! Read more

Haha where did you get it?? Read more

updated, thanks! Read more

I'm about to grill some up SMART Read more

I think all of the above. Most vegans I know are all MORE VEGAN FOODS YAY but there are oddballs in every family who are like "Leave me alone, I'll enjoy my sticks and leaves in the corner in silence." Read more

Well, right now they have chicken, and it really does taste like chicken. I know, I know — but my dad who still sometimes calls me a "vaygun" was successfully tricked by it. It's all stringy like chicken, too. I know a lot of vegans who aren't into it because it tastes and feels too much like meat, but I'm all MORE… Read more

VEGAN HIGH FIVE! (I think that means we just throw bunches of kale at each other?) (VEGAN JOKE) Read more

FWIW, I was just commenting on the mummification process — not the dress. Like, that would be a really terrible job of mummifying someone, what with all the exposed skin. I obviously wasn't clear enough with my objective — I actually like the dress a lot! Read more

Updating, thank you! Read more

I AM RICH WITH PERFECT GIFS! Read more

My mom asks "what does age appropriate mean?" Then she made a fart noise. Read more

Why do they need to know ages? Surprised SSN and mother's maiden name isn't on here. (This comment is from my mom.) Read more