updated! thank you! Read more

thanks — fixed! Read more

Poached pears at the Wynn in Vegas! (I think those are pistachio cookies on top?) Read more

too many syllables Read more

vegan nacho fries from Pokez in San Diego! Read more

Say bye to right foot? Read more

Fixed! Thanks, you really are an American Hero! Read more

WHAT AMAZING Read more

That color is a gift from the heavens. Read more

God that would be so rad. I would learn how to make an animated Gif for such an occasion!! Read more

THANK YOU. she is not a monster, i am the monster!! Read more

thank you!! Read more

Poisoned sweets? We'll wipe them out like weasels! Read more

These are simply the best. I will try to use them in at least one story tonight. Read more

Ugh, I had mine queued before yours went up — that is my only excuse. Just know: I'm coming for you (uh, to reblog your stuff) when you least expect it, Michael. Sleep with all of your eyes open. Read more

I replaced it with the correct, worse link Read more

Dammit — he's yours. But um, is your dad taken?? Read more

Yes, shapely gams. Read more

Haha the original post was entirely in lowercase and I thought I fixed everything for this post. <3 republicans! Read more

I deserve it. Read more