This is AMAZING - probably one of the most thoughtful, compelling and brilliant reflections on comedy. Also, I demand that you trip next time you come into work. Read more

I have a gut feeling that you were just dying to drop that "Cirque du S Stupid" joke and I am totally ok with it because it was hilarious. Read more

Would be amazing/traumatizing to publish that...! Read more

WAIT NO I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO DRINK. TRICKED, AGAIN. Read more

Dooood, I always drink hot sake when I've got the colds. I'll have to swing a whiskey and ginger today or tomorrow. Thanks! Jezebel commenters...gotta love you gals/guys. Read more

That usually doesn't happen without lots of alcohol involved. Obviously! Stay sober-ish, my friends. Read more

Haha it shocked me when I saw this photo: it's whipped cream. All over their faces. Read more

Slang. It's a Kanye West and Jay-Z song - HAM stands for going "Hard As a Muthaf*cka" Read more

Yah you're right. But in my world, the stylized "S" is too beautiful to have never NOT existed. Read more

Hey all, thanks to all the vigilant Jezebel commentators for pointing out the obvious BS in this. You are all great. Drinks on me. Read more

THIS. ALL DAY.

LOVE IT LOVE IT. Obamas > Kennedys. Read more

This deserves a pulitzer prize for AWESOMENESS Read more

Yah. LUDA is quite short...but fine no matter Read more

I totally feel you. I'm a HUGE Oliver Stone fan (and that speech. Oh man, I can't tell you how many times I have listened/watched that speech). Having a female character deliver something of that "inch by inch" caliber would just be more badass. We should just consult Stone on his next movie. Read more

This guy.

EMOTIONAL DIARRHEA! Read more

IS THAT A FULL-BODY ASS CRACK NECKLACE SHE'S WEARING??!?!??!! If so, gimme gimme. Read more