oh my God I couldn’t figure out why she looked so familiar but you just cracked the case Read more

“I saw Fabio in the Aquatics section of Petco” Read more

tbh the target demographic is very small: it me Read more

I sat here pondering that joke for a good 30 seconds before it clicked. Read more

not real sure about the Biblical worldview of this alleged Noah’s Water Park to be frank with you Read more

please tell me more about the swizzle sticks Read more

This explains a lot — I really couldn’t picture an acid-wielding Madame de Pompadour. Read more

Come on—obviously Girl Scout cookies encourage ABORTION, not GAYNESS.
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We chose to run this series of posts as a follow-up to our interview of Allysha Almada because nursing is a field that is dominated by women, a lot of them working-class women of color. We wanted to draw attention to the specific issues that workers in this particular field face—rampant lack of respect, sexual… Read more

Obviously nurses are not all saints. But do you really think that a post calling for stories from nurses was the time to be like “yo, nurses are bitches?” Read more

Wow! Read more

to be fair, the omission of Herman’s Hermits is TRULY offensive Read more

I was wondering if perhaps the reason they’ve gone missing is because it was cucumbers all along. Read more

Please also enjoy Spotify’s collection of VINCENT PRICE recordings. Read more

as a preteen when I saw that my teen cousin’s walls were covered in Absolut Vodka ads I almost lost my preteen MIND with envy Read more

sorry i don’t feel like confronting harrison ford’s mortality today Read more

Oh god, the romances from 40 years ago are so different that any editor would immediately say “Wow, who got in touch with Barbara Cartland via Ouija Board?” Read more

Slate had an article about it recently that’s a good starting point! Read more

Honestly even today after a winter in New England you’re so irritable you could almost accuse somebody of witchcraft just for the hell of it Read more

it’s an indiana jones reference dude Read more