kellyfaircloth
Kelly Faircloth
kellyfaircloth
Senior Editor at Jezebel, specializing in books, royals, romance novels, houses, history, and the stories we tell about domesticity and femininity. Resident Windsor expert.

I actually did point out that it can be used in a genuine manner! If people in the Midwest think it only means one thing, well, they've got their own ideas about things out there. Read more

Oh Jesus, saying it about somebody's kids is NEXT LEVEL. Too scared of the repercussions to EVER go there. Read more

"pray for so and so" BUUUUURNS that's straight Mandy Moore in Saved Read more

That is... a very strange response to somebody's accepting your invitation to a date. TRUST A MAN TO MISUSE THE PHRASE Read more

I mean, make no mistake, many Southern women have LONG been perfectly capable of saying "Fuck you" when the situation demanded it. Read more

Oh come now, I've known plenty of New Englanders who could teach graduate-level seminars in passive-aggression. Read more

I think the last two ads speak to this — it must've been a real luxury product at the time. (And if I were used to stuffing rags or whatever in my panties it would seem like a deal at twice the price!) Read more

Hey guys! Thanks for catching Granada/Grenada and the mixup on Inquisition/Reconquista. I've corrected; we regret the error. Read more

The British Monarchy are seriously some of the best in the game at generating photos that make them seem like a good-mannered good time. Read more

Yeah I mean organize your sex/love life however works for you but maybe don't call it a THRUPPLE, which sounds like a nipple made of something toxic. Read more