kellyfaircloth
Kelly Faircloth
kellyfaircloth
Senior Editor at Jezebel, specializing in books, royals, romance novels, houses, history, and the stories we tell about domesticity and femininity. Resident Windsor expert.

Oh yeah, I believe they omitted folks who'd had a hysterectomy. Read more

Well, models are still small, but there really are a lot more plus-size shopping options than there once were. Read more

You look at her and you THINK you've heard her tons of times but then you hear her and you're like wahhhhh who are you???? Read more

Oh I'm sure they filmed ages ago and it took like four months of edits/clearance to create the final product. Read more

A good catch! What's wild is that they're neck and neck—Fifty Shades actually approached Matrix Reloaded's $90M opening gross. And if I recall correctly, people were fucking frantically excited for the Matrix sequels. Read more

yeah i'm skeptical on that claim but, at the same time, even when del toro doesn't match his best work he's still wildly entertaining Read more

Well it's Victorian and those fuckers were twisted as a corkscrew so Read more

I hope they claim they named her after the masterful prose of the King James Bible and the world implodes into a black hole Read more

I can see it becoming a too many cooks situation pretty quickly. Read more

Yeah, the most persuasive feature of a doula to me would be the idea of having someone there who's accustomed to the experience and can therefore be a dogged, clear-headed advocate for me, whatever my wishes. (Although it's a moot point because no way in hell would I fork over another two grand for an already horribly Read more

Curious... how many romance novels from the last five years have you read? Read more

I would fucking die if they announced a Suddenly You adaptation. Read more

Ok, but making fun of the BDB character names is part of BDB fandom. Because come on. Read more

I'll admit, I'm very interested to see how the movie turns out, even though I'll have to eat a giant plate of crow if it's any good. Read more