We were also thinking it would be fun to do plus-size fashion Q&As where we help you guys find stuff — say you're supposed to attend a wedding in May and you don't know WTF to wear, and you want suggestions, or you want to know where to find a perfect puffy coat, or you need a new source for tights. If you're into… Read more

Feels like Jezebel x Eloquii has used up more than our fair share of the Internet's daily vowel allotment Read more

I live to serve. Read more

AND THE PLOT THICKENS ONCE MORE Read more

You could pick up a Harlequin Romance off the grocery store shelves at random and I'd bet money on its being better Read more

I also think it's important to note that Christie built his national rep on never showing any patience for anyone else's arguments or doubts. Read more

That was fast! Christie's office has already emailed political reporters to clarify that he totally thinks kids should get vaccinated against measles, but not all vaccines should be mandated by the government. Sounds like he was trying to pander to the anti-HPV-vaccine conservatives and accidentally pandered to the… Read more

The problem is, people on the fence aren't going to hear anything but "do what you want." I want to see public officials being like "there are exemptions, yes, but YOU SHOULD VACCINATE." Read more

Honestly, I don't think even Christie knows what he was trying to say. I'm not even sure he knows who he was pandering to. Read more

The CDC just wants to make sure you have living children to raise!!!! Read more

That is interesting! I took at face value since every paper here in the states has a giant cabinet full of "all men must die" pre-written obits Read more

I'm plain in feature and certainly overweight, does anybody have change for the meter? Read more

""Hi, I'm plain in feature and certainly overweight, and I'm here to pick up my dry cleaning." Read more

Yeah, people who are afraid of modern medicine really ought to spend more time in cemeteries looking at birth and death dates. Read more

That's the LAST bomb shelter I wanna be in. Read more

It's just a rash! The past is fun! Bite down on this leather strap while I amputate your leg, don't be a baby, it's no big thing! Read more

Once my grandmother bought me a cream-colored pencil skirt covered in Victorian hot-air balloons there. Read more

literally just laughed out loud at "birds hide to die" Read more

Absolutely read it. Read more

That is classic ladies-sitting-around-watching-Thornbirds realness, right there. Read more