kellyfaircloth
Kelly Faircloth
kellyfaircloth
Senior Editor at Jezebel, specializing in books, royals, romance novels, houses, history, and the stories we tell about domesticity and femininity. Resident Windsor expert.

Vivien Leigh could've generated chemistry with a MARBLE STATUE, come on Read more

It's amazing what you learn during late-night Wikipedia browsing Read more

EXCUSE ME, I WAS ASSURED HE'D BE FULLY REANIMATED AND CLOTHED IN FRESH FLESH Read more

I certainly enjoy both! But I think it's accidental, and we're not who Hollywood is making them for (especially the splode-y movies). Read more

Yeah, I get the impression (from my fast and furious research for this post) that part of what's going on here is a split from more orthodox evangelicals and borderline new-agey Christian types. Which is really interesting! Read more

Ok, follow-up question: Why not just use those disposable liquid-repellant bibs? This way you've got to wash the terrycloth every time. Read more

It makes damp miserable horseback riding look almost romantic. Read more

would just like to express my solidarity, as someone who once wrote about Homestuck Read more

As someone who plans (someday) to share custody of a family name with her brother and just call the cousins Big and Little, I say: LOL. Read more

Oh I didn't realize they made it up for the movies! I'll tweak the wording. Read more

Oh yeah, I think the odds of ass-talking are very high indeed. High baseline level of ass-talking for this fella. Read more

I prefer my romance novels FREE of e-list celebs, thank you very much. Read more

I'm still not 100% convinced it's not a hoax, though, which is why I couched it as a rumor. Read more