How full is Trump’s diaper by now? Like 60 percent full? Read more
A radical regime that is very radical... regime. Read more
Rude to banana pudding, Clio. Read more
“Nevertheless she persisted,” me about Clio. Read more
What are people snacking on right now? I am eating chicken shawarma and also gummy bears. Read more
Man these guys are gonna be real disappointed later! Read more
Bernie face zoom; NBC camera person is an artist. Read more
Fucking Joe Manchin sit down you bitch. Read more
And now it is abortion time. Read more
Everyone claps for bonding with newborn child. Read more
Tonight’s gonna be a long boy! Read more
Trump can’t keep the difference between HIV and HPV in his bad brain, by the way. Read more
Wait I step away for one second and I miss the sex robots part? Read more
Oh, I see it is the workers’ rights portion of the evening. Fight your boss! Read more
Trump knows states. Read more
Don’t laugh with the president. Read more
Walls save lives? Have you met Humpty Dumpty, Mr. President, sir. Read more
Trump’s comments tonight totally echo how women’s liberation was used as grounds for invading Iraq. The use of “women’s safety” to justify extreme state violence is profoundly American. Read more
The State of the Union is Trump’s 90-minute racism commercial. Read more
The First Step Act is not enough. Read more