I can’t even imagine the range of emotions going through Alice Johnson’s head right now. It must be a strange place to be: granted clemency by an administration that is doing so much harm. Read more
Jared stop smiling. Read more
Chuck Schumer sitting real low in his seat. Maybe get him a backrest? Read more
Camera guy zooming the fuck into Adam Schiff’s face right now. Read more
Ashley the worst frat house is actually America. Welcome! Read more
The state of our union is bong, actually. Read more
We are a net exporter now. We export nets! Read more
Speaking of inheritance! Read more
Let’s play a game: senator or just old? Read more
Pelosi’s necklace is crooked in solidarity with Trump’s crooked tie. Bipartisanship is alive and well in this sacred chamber. :’ ) Read more
Vision or vengeance? Don’t make me pick, Mr. President! Read more
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Also relatedly have we all seen this video of Buzz Aldrin punching out a guy for saying the moon landing was fake:
Honestly weird that Trump, who has worms and bad banana brain in his head, is not a moon landing truther. Read more
I am not drinking tonight but you bet I’ve taken some magnesium! Read more
Everyone standing to celebrate Mike Pence’s aliveness! Read more
Mike Pence is alive! Read more
It’s fun watching members of Congress internally debate whether or not they can stand for what’s being said in the span of 2 seconds. Read more
President Crooked Tie takes the podium Read more
Will someone fix Trump’s tie? Read more
Here we are, together for cry time. Read more