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Kara Brown
karabrown
Senior Writer, Jezebel

OMG YAAAAS YASSSSSSS TO EVERY IDIOT COMMENTER WHO KEPT SAYING SHE WAS JUST OVERLINING HER LIPS I AM SINGING DASHBOARD’S VINDICATED AND DANCING AROUND THIS AIRPORT TERMINAL ALSO I AM PROBABLY VERY DRUNK Read more

Well considering his penchant for pushing crap that isn’t backed by data, it makes sense. Read more

They are kind of out of control. Don’t dare suggest BW have something that white women want and don’t usually have or you get...this thread. Read more

Why would you let your child be this cruel and turn down this poor child’s party? WHY ARE PEOPLE BAGS OF DICKS!? Read more

Ugh "methinks." As a writer, though, would you appreciate not ever using the linguistic equivalent of watch gears glued to a trilby ever again? Read more

Feeling weird that a post that I wrote inspired you to maim yourself Jane. Read more

I live in Los Angeles, have long ass nails 80% of the time, and can train you on the ways of typing and texting. I SHALL BE YOUR MANICURE YODA.

Omg yes. I’ve been quoted at my most drunk valley girl on Gawker. I can go ahead and die now. Read more

She’s bobbing her head with her fingers pinching her nostrils. I have a feeling this is a goof just for fun. Very Rihanna like. I don’t care about her music, but I love the fact that she kinda doesn’t give a shit, like when she showed up in the sheer dress or stuck all those journalists on a plane.
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I was having too much fun and forgot to take a good after photo, but here's me at midnight sneaking into Ryan Adams trailer to steal beer. I think I still looked okay? (Thanks for the photo, Kara Brown.)