This is by far one of the best posts I've ever seen on Jezebel. I'm loving the photos of the Steely Dads. Awesome.

*dances around her living room to Steely Dan on vinyl (the ONLY way to listen to it)* Read more

I've always liked you, Kara, even when we disagree on important issues like toilet paper and pot lucks. But I have never felt as close to you as I do now with your drunken experience with rombers. Read more

Kara, Kara, Kara can’t you see? Sometimes your rulings just hypnotize me.

I actually truly LOL’d when I watched this video. Read more

“Blessed are the meek, because they don’t post self righteous kinja replies to people who may or may not observe their particular brand of religion.” - Jesus Read more

I’d like to go on the record here. Rihanna has my explicit permission to enter my bedroom and wake me up in any fashion she deems appropriate, at any time. Read more

This is fantastic. LMAO.

"Kylie Jenner should be in sixth period biology right now instead of flexing like a grown woman on Instagram"

nailed it Read more

I have your $1.29 right here, bae. Read more

IMPORTANT UPDATE IT'S JUST A SINGLE Read more

Jezebel staff discussing this album art and definitely not having simultaneous aneurisms.

Ugh, I know. I always keep 1,000 around becuase last year they did a 1000 point perk for two full size Marc Jacobs lip prodects adn I keep waiting for them to do something that awesome again. But now if I see something I use on the regular (Marc Jacobs eyeliner was just a 100 pt perk) I grab it. I grabbed multiple… Read more

While Pharrell is in his sheltered bubble talking about being a New Black, our folks are over here being subjected to New Lynchings, New Jim Crow and now New Slavery. Read more

"Can you dress me in a sack that you have somehow discovered a way to crease?" Read more

I think it's more that he was already a sloppy dresser and a general aesthetic embarrassment and they decided fixing it would be counterproductive. Read more

HIS WIFE WORKS AT GOLDMAN SACHS I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS Read more

"One oval-shaped suit, please." Read more