The head of the Catholic Church didn’t enjoy unwanted physical contact AND he fought back against the aggressor? Read more

I think I must be the most gullible person in the universe. Somewhere, sometime after she died, I swear that I read that her ashes were placed in an urn shaped like a Prozac capsule. Read more

Don’t forget giving people the finger. Read more

So before my grandmother died, she said she wanted her ashes placed in a lipstick case and shot into space. Looking at the headline, I was hoping Carrie and her family had figured out a way to make something similar actually happen. Read more

Wihtout even reading the letter I came up with: ME ME ME ME Bitch Pussy! Read more

I’d go with “More Evidence Donald Trump Didn’t Read The Constitution Before Swearing To Uphold It, And Also Wouldn’t Be Able To Pass A Middle School American History Exam".  Read more

Six pages. Six fucking pages. Like a break-up letter you wrote on notebook paper to your high school boyfriend. Jeebus H. Khrist. Read more

“Trump Refuses to Use Safe Word While Hog-Tied to Impeachment Sex Swing” Read more

Can we vote for our favorites? Because I’d vote for “The President Learns to Blog”. Read more

“Trump Issues Long-Form Paper-Based Impeachment Tweet” Read more

“Sad Child Man Makes Good Reporter Defenestrate” Read more

Surprisingly Restrained in Capitalization but Still Reads Like An Angry Letter from A Kid Sent to their Room for a Time Out Read more

Creepy semi-name-droppy comment coming, but.... I went to school with one of the stars mentioned in this article and I am SO FORKING HAPPY to see them flourishing and finding success. Watching someone be authentically themselves back in the day even when the world wasn’t ready, and then to look up and they’re on TV… Read more

I read this, and the first thought I had is that you are being too hard on yourself. Read more

At the very least, Bat Boy is real. He was mayor of New York City and is now running interference for Trump. Read more

Damn you for posting the whole audio book. I just got sucked into listening for nearly 20 minutes. I had no idea these were on YouTube. I spent a lot of allowance money on SVH books back in the 80s. Although after listening to the first part of this and reflecting on how awful these books were, “wasted” might be a… Read more

“Similarly, it’s hard to imagine how a small rental service will help address “environmental concerns,” as the BoF piece suggests. A 50-garment trial period in one of the world’s wealthiest countries doesn’t seem like it will do much to offset the effects of H&M’s contributions to the ongoing crisis of… Read more

The only.fire Leo started was in my loins circa 1995. Read more

British Press is reporting the attacker was a convicted terrorist who was on release and wearing an ankle monitor at the time of the attack. This is going to get some really horrifying coverage from Fox and their ilk. Read more

I wouldn’t buy brand new clothes from H&M. Read more