“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN” Read more

I, a 27-year-old woman, share many of your grooming habits. Most days, I meet the bare minimum grooming standards for work. On special days, or days when I’m somehow not crippled by tiredness and apathy, I clean up nicely. Read more

My first guess was Roy Wilkins Park in Jamaica, Queens, where Minaj grew up and started her career and where there’s an annual reggae/R&B music festival. But then I realized that this is MTV and there’s no way anyone that works there would know about anything outside of Manhattan or Brooklyn, and since MTV is… Read more

anywhere on the tracks of the g train because who are you kidding, we all know that line doesn’t actually run and may in fact be an act of dadaist performance art
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in a stopped j-train on the elevated tracks between two stations because she and the crew got stuck on the way to the intended location
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that big-ass cemetery between bushwick and east new york? or, relatedly, the vertical-platform L stop adjacent to same?
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What about Hyori and Sang-Soon Lee ?? Read more

I love these product diaries and really, you are lovely. I am so jealous of your eyebrows! Read more

To quote my dentist friend: “just use fucking toothpaste! If you want to keep your teeth, use toothpaste! I’m gonna maybe consider not filling cavities caused by not toothpaste if they have great insurance!” Read more

I’d be ok if Paul Manafort simply dressed in shit  Read more

She’s married to Donnie Wahlberg? That’s the most frightening aspect of this whole thing. Read more

Maybe it was the Ghost of Vaccines Past Read more

Probably just the ghost of an unvaccinated child. Read more

It’s pretty cool that Glenn is on Twitter every day just makin’ jokes and having a prestigious job with the most prominent newspaper in the world Read more

Gurl. I’ve been seriously thinking about this issue - not this episode - as I sift through some poor choices a la Carrie moving to a city she didn’t love for a man she didn’t really... Ugh. Read more

My younger half sister has rich family, her grandpa (so I guess my step grandpa, IDK) is a former pro athlete with a lot of rich friends. We I’ve in LA but, my younger sister has been to Wyoming twice to hang out with said rich friends, and they are like beyond any wealth I had every seen. The pictures she showed me… Read more