There is no way Jude Law hasn’t had ab implants.  Read more

Mel B’s husband, Red Bull Racing’s Formula One manager Christian Horner Read more

i am here for it and i will wait patiently. Read more

Imagining Colton and Cassie eating a bland dinner together at Cheesecake Factory is giving me life.   Read more

Can’t wait for the (hopefully televised) disaster that could result from a Situation/Billy McFarland friendship. Read more

Some of these photos are confusing - who is the dark haired couple making out with a lens in their nostrils? Read more

Characterizing Kanye as Hillsong-adjacent is perfect.
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It should be law against Jude Law to be so sexy. How dare he!!! Read more

the mention of tokio hotel rocketed my brain so forcefully back into memories of 2007 Myspace that i legitimately became dizzy Read more

Ummm - it was Sarah Michelle Geller in Cruel Intentions not Katie Holmes. Sorry - HUGE Buffy fan here (otherwise I love your work!). Read more

“Will You Please Stop Calling Me the Wrong Name" had me laughing out loud in a very quiet lounge. The stares I got were completely worth it. Thanks Joan! Love what you do! Read more

I would comment more but 85% of these stories are about “reality stars” and in the words of noted Christmas jingle composer Mariah Carey...

Mommy Dearest? Really, Joan? We may have to revoke your card for that spelling felony!

Yeah, we’re all super jealous of a teenager with a porn star name, zero ambition, and a clearly limited intellect. /s Read more

I am always comforted when I do not recognize a name, but you follow up with a “who?” Which brings me to Read more

Miranda Lambert has a tiny face squished into the middle of her head and there was a man...maybe a politician? Who also had this. Who was he? Who does she look like? Read more

Yes, I always carry my toothpaste nearly falling out of my gym bag...totally natural!  Read more

I screamed when I saw the Candace Cameron toothpaste ad! Shout out to the interns at Pronamel for the amazing editing work! /s Read more

Seriously finding Colton Underwear horrible to look at and nauseating to contemplate doing sex with.  Someone tell me why? why? why? Read more

How exactly does one become a “Celebrity Body Language Expert”? Read more