All I could think when I saw that cover is “did they photoshop Melanie’s eyes open?” (Did they? I’ve never seen her eyes that wide open, but then I tend to avoid looking at or listening to any of the family members.)
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If we’re going to implement dirtbag by request, I’d like to see something that explains why Justin Bieber continues to have such public breakdowns. After suffering for years from depression, I get that it’s painful and a tough thing to have to wrangle, but I can’t imagine choosing to fall apart in front of the world. Read more

For the love of all that is pure and good in this world, please stop including pictures of Frankie Grande in the collage. He is a terrible facsimile of a human and it would be much easier to forget he exists if only I could stop seeing his face. Read more

I though these were some of Diddy’s 25 Things You Don’t Know About Me, but became very confused by #12. Read more

Can someone please dirtbag Ashton’s stupid new business venture that is sending me the most stupid, inane texts that I have ever received and I can’t get them to stop! Read more

Did you mean Elizabeth Olsen when you wrote Elizabeth Holmes, or is this a joke I don’t get? Elizabeth Olsen may be wooden in her acting, but as far as I know, she didn’t endanger thousands of people’s lives with bogus medical tests. Read more

Agree 100 percent.

SJP looks wonderful when she is genuinely smiling, much more so than when she’s trying to look sultry. Mel is... well, probably never ever going to be genuinely happy.  Read more

On the day Michael Cohen was publically testifying in front of Congress somebody posted a lovely picture of Melania and baby Baron . Seeing the irony and feeling I am a witty bitch I pointed out that this pic was probably taken about the time Trump was banging Stormy and Karen McDougal . Oh boy did they come for me… Read more

I always enjoy Midweek Madness - thanks for brightening my day Joan! Read more

Melania’s heavy eye makeup doesn’t do her any favors.  I wish someone would have a heart to heart with her.  Chat with Sarah Jessica Parker, as well.  With both of them, the heavy dark colors make their eyes look smaller. Read more

I just dropped in to say... Read more

It’s fine, just don’t mess up my Social Security.
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DON’T get another job. That’s what being rich means! Read more

What can I say - since The Soup is gone, this is the best replacement I have seen. Read more

IMO all credibility Priyanka had when out the door when she married a Jonas brother. Read more

Can we talk for a second about the Photoshop hack job someone did on Lu’s knees in the promo photo? Like I can’t stop looking at it Read more

Hmmmmm, "normal" women don't struggle with divorce, death, grown children, substance use, career issues, and playing nice in the sandbox?  They characters are relatable. I could watch hours of Sonya and Ramona, similar to Lucy and Ethel.  Read more

The way they all audibly gasped when Denise showed up in shorts and a tank top to have a nightcap in a hotel room!  You’d think she’d come brandishing Kim Richards’ bunny. Read more

Where’s the Dior visor?! Read more

Bethanny is one of the only people on television that they have to photoshop to make her look bigger. She is scary thin. Read more