And their willingness to say just about anything to each other’s face like nbd. Read more

Gorgeously written essay on totally unworthy subjects. These craven assholes don’t deserve the full deployment of your analytical skills and sparkling wit, Joan. Read more

Your comment should win Internet Comment of the Day Award. Read more

Can Jez recap RHONY every week plz? Read more

Bring back Ladies of London! That show was so underappreciated. Read more

I used to recap Ladies of London on another site and want to thank you for your service to poor Luke. Read more

Be lucky you’re only appreciating Dorinda from the other side of the internet. While she does make for some [chef kiss] perfect memes she is a nasty old troll to observe. She is a crazy mean drunk and watching her spiral out of control makes for embarrassing and depressing TV.

I’m sorry but are you telling me Dorit Kemsley’s crunchy crimp clip-on bangs and Louis Vuitton fanny pack are not an appropriate costume for breakfast Read more

Eat the rich Read more

Jesus, please don’t give Bravo any more show ideas. Read more

As a person: Carole sucked last season and seemed miserable to be around. Read more

Or The Real Housewives of Photoshop. Read more

They should just call it “Hot Old Bitches.” Read more

About Women Read more

Uh, Kylie, people DO understand what all those things can do. The problem is when you act like you haven’t done them/that your look is natural. Read more

Clearly a “Little” one, based on all the Gaga coverage.
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Teresa Giudice is dumb as rocks and vicious as a bitchy snake but I am glad she’s dumping her somehow-even-worse husband.
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I can certainly imagine Gaga saying “marry me” to Bradley Cooper - but not as presented. The tabs just wouldn’t offer the meaningful color context describing its actual usage (see Maeby Fuenke, studio executive using that phrase as de rigeuer Hollywood kissipoo insincerity).

I LITERALLY ONLY CAME HERE FOR THE BRAD/JEN GOSSIP WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU? Read more

Meanwhile, Self Made Billionaire™ Kylie Jenner claims “people don’t understand what good hair and makeup and like, fillers, can really do” when defending her looks. And honestly, she’s right! Read more