I am now hooked on your weekly column -your (very appropriate) level of snark on the OK “in their own words story” sealed the deal. “Why on earth give an interview to a C-level US lifestyle mag? Ohhhh.” Read more

They have the same hairline!
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Gwen doesn’t look like herself without bright red lipstick.  Read more

I know it isn’t $50mil, but I know someone who spent $100k just on rentals. This was like a 100 person wedding, if that. Read more

Bobby Cannavale’s girlfriend...wait, isn’t that Rose Byrne? Read more

There’s no way Katharine McPhee and David Foster are spending $50m on a wedding, right? How would that even be possible? Read more

Another great article Joan! Thanks for the recap!  Read more

looks like they are partners, not married. I would assume they are still together.  Read more

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Not body shaming because I will NEVER look like either of them and both are GORGEOUS and strong as hell, but it feels a little off to proclaim “Kailey’s killer abs!” immediately below J-Lo’s frigging 6 pack. DEAR GOD- how did that woman find 10lbs to lose? Read more

> Can we still save her before we eat the rich and dismantle capitalist systems globally Read more

Black dress shirts. Read more

Ummm, Bobby Cannavale is still married to Rose Byrne, right...? RIGHT!??! Read more

Jeremy Piven’s stand up is AWFUL. Can confirm. Read more

I made that mistake and her mom’s as well- I may need further counseling...  Read more

I know art is absolutely 100% subjective, but... wow. I felt physical pain from looking at those. Read more

Yes yes, infant fashion expertise is exactly what I’d want in a person I ask to raise my child if I die an untimely death. No fucking tacky funeral outfits for my squigglets.  Read more

This was my favorite part (besides your commentary, of course):

Theroux wasn’t at Aniston’s party that day because he was busy buying cheese at Citarella in the Village. Eyewitness. Read more

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