“Kate given ALL of Meghan’s royal duties” Read more

I feel even grosser about the Glee episode featuring that song now. Read more

yup, then I would promptly call my friend who has a burning desire to bed Justin Theroux and be like “girl...he’s here!” Read more

Chris “Hillsong isn’t Homophobic!” Pratt“proves you’re never too old to play with Legos” Read more

But do we have proof he DOESN’T have a back tattoo?! Cos it’s to fun not to be real in my mind :) Read more

Oh my God, Lena Dunham makes so much more sense now. Read more

They’re one of my favorite examples of how meaningless royal titles have become (see also any of the Grimaldis of Monaco; Andrew & Fergie, Infanta Cristina, etc.) In spite of this, I clearly enjoy following Europe’s trust fund brats and their grifting lesser siblings.
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And whether or not Jen was pregnant. Read more

After the Apocalypse, the only things left will be cockroaches and tabloid stories about Jen, Brad and Angie. Read more

Wait, The Reverend was for reals Kimmy Schmidt’s teacher?  Mind blown. Read more

Wait...the fact Sting was a teacher just changed “Don’t Stand So Close to Me” for me in a not good way. Read more

Sting taught a variety of classes at St. Paul’s First School in northeast England. Read more

I don’t know what “Eat a Sandwich, Daniel!” refers to in the last collage, but I love it and will now be using it as my go-to insult for the day.
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This was an excellent recap, and I’m so happy I have something to look forward to on Wednesdays! Also: Read more

I love your recaps, except for hard cringes when you use the word “pivot.” PTSD from my corporate job.  Read more

Yes, so down to start a club. Whose house are we going to squat in after the revolution when they’ve been chased out of town by the guillotine-wielding militia? Read more

I would be in that club. I watch such trash TV. My deepest regretful show is Love After Lockup. It's the trashiest of the trash and I can't look away. RHOBH is the only housewives one I watch but I also watch VPR Read more

I’ve known a few people who actually do sell stories. Most have been reliable (people in creative/production industries l, when between paying gigs do what they must, I suppose). Personally, I've never charged for my stories. I tell them HERE! Read more

Let’s hope not! lol Read more

Having read it all, I need to march my ass down to the Los Angeles County Clerk’s office and change my name to A. Source - and start collecting all those tip fees! None of these rags seem to have a single on-the-record piece. Read more