joansummers
Joan Summers
joansummers
Gossip Reporter. Creator and host of Eating For Free, the podcast at the end of the internet.

I’ve been calling him a “sentient cardboard cutout of a man,” but I think anthropomorphic bran muffin really gets to his essence. Read more

I only came here to share this.

I read that LVP wouldn't be there for the vast photo so they photoshopped her in. That's why she's over to the side.  Read more

I hate myself for knowing any of this but I remembered seeing something about how Dorit’s place was robbed when they put it for sale and it happened to a couple of celebrities. I’ve never watched Million Dollar Listing but saw a commercial for it and Dorit’s and PK’s house was on it so I watched it. The guy that Read more

“Dorit who?” Is the correct response to any article about her.  She’s the woooooorst. Read more

I’ve been updating all afternoon waiting for the glory of Midweek Madness. I’ve just...sniff...missed it so much!!! Read more

Who is that on the bottom right of the collage? Sonja Morgan?  Also, read first cover as “Kylie is a Cheetah.”  Seemed possible. Read more

I’m sorry, I just couldn't concentrate after seeing the headline about Hailey and Justin divorcing.  I'm still euphoric with relief over the fact that this means that never in my life will I encounter Justin Bieber and Alec Baldwin in the same room. Read more

If I had a nickel for every person I overheard discussing these two, I’d have more cheap idioms than nickels.” Read more

Can we discuss the amount of Gucci on Dorit’s body and then also in the rest of the episode?  Ghastly. Read more

Only the two?

Look, I have nothing against heterosexuals. I just wish they wouldn’t flaunt their lifestyle choices in front of us.
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Wow this is a great column, I literally got everything Yahoo post’s throughout the day in one article. And it was more entertaining with your own twist and style, very well done! Still, I know maybe only 2% of any of the topics discussed LoL. Read more

Are Christian accounts like Christian lenders or is he just an accountant who is a Christian? Read more

Love this. So much. The excuse I make for being so hopelessly addicted to this trash is that it’s going to be an acclerant in fueling the ever-impending class war. Read more

lollll.... cheated with fucking Stitches?? this guy?

Oh good. My mother in law is writing headlines for Life and Style. Great to see her getting her getting out there after almost ruining my marriage. Spread the joy!  Read more

If I were David Harbour I would be pleased to just “be” with my girlfriend. Alison Sudol is fantastic and their dog is adorable. Read more