“Who wants chlorine sweat infused french Brie?” Read more

That was my guess too!! And also she couldn’t sell that necklace from PK because it is ugly as sin and not worth a dime. Read more

When the class war finally comes, remember the implants aren’t edible. Read more

It was actually an audition/volunteer gig (I WISH I could get paid for that shit) but thanks for the wub. <3 Read more

Joan, as a former recapper whose site was tragically shuttered last year I am living vicariously through this awesome recap and hope there are many more to come. Read more

Dorit who? I haven't watched for a while so I googled her. INA past January story it says that she and her husband are selling their BH home for, their words, greener pastures. Read more

Can you imagine Dorit walking around with a new clip on bang each day!? The amount of fights Teddi and Erika would start? Rinna would definitely win too.  Read more

Brilliant, Joan! This hearkens back to the best recaps/think pieces about the RH franchise that Richard Lawson did in the day.
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This is the only way I’d pay for the live feeds instead of reading recaps. I didn’t know I needed this in my life until just now. Read more

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LVP’s manipulation of Dorit, Teddy, and Kyle over the dog issue is (while not at all subtle) brilliant and I love her for it. Dorit and PK were gross, callow liars before all of this—but now they’re gross, callow liar who mistreat animals. They deserve all of the LVP revenge and housewifery manipulation they have… Read more

I loved Fatima Ali on Top Chef and her essay was beautifully sad. Read more

Your second paragraph answers your question. People read these like fan fiction (exhibit A = my mother.) It's the version of celebrity life they want to be real. Feuding! Clothes! Children! Lovers' quarrels! If it was fact-based it would be boring. Read more

Gwen Stefani’s performing in Vegas for a full year and she ain’t doing it pregnant. Read more

when is this column being awarded the pulitzer? Read more

omg i love it. thank youuuu Read more

If we stop talking about the Duggars, maybe they’ll go away. Read more

Ugh, Ryan Phillipe was always creepy, I never drank the 90’s Koolaid and thought he was hot. Reese was always to good for the likes of him.  Read more

Here’s Laura Dern’s Rajneeshee moment

Re the Reese Witherspoon headline, isn’t that just marriage once you’ve been in one for a while, or am I doing it wrong?