Well, back to my original point, Joanie. Your highly anticipated second piece proves you indeed write, like the great Waldo Lydecker, with your “goose quill dipped in venom.” Brava.

I’m Joanie to everyone in my everyday life! Read more

très disappointing. They should’ve just reprinted a page from Bop or Tiger Beat from 1995. Read more

Sophomore curse? Never heard of it, Joanie.

I know a Cover Girl campaign is often in the millions. And the brand is like, nameless? So I’m comforted with the knowledge it's something you might occasionally run into at a TJ Maxx clearance rack.  Read more

glad I could be of assistance. STAY SAFE!! Read more

I was like, THESE are the heartthrobs we’re going with? Read more

Kate “2 Leggings for $24” Hudson Read more

Today was bleak, but I comforted myself at work knowing Midweek Madness was on its way. Thank you for this delightfully frothy rundown to break up this nightmare “frostbite in less than five minutes” polar vortex of a hellscape. Read more

Kris Jenner and her Horcruxes daughters. Read more

That makeup deal seems an very lucrative reward for bhad bhehavior. Read more

I genuinely believe the accumulation of a vast wealth is inherently unfeminist. I’m also led to believe she agreed with her husbands business practices Read more

Get! Those! Slippers! ...and stick around.

I am psyched to see Midweek Madness back, and you are my new fave. Read more

I think you’re right, that’s a very good observation. Can’t wait for the “50 million” divorce in three to five years.  Read more

The mags plaster those crazy numbers on the cover and then usually never reference them in the story inside. David Foster has an estimated net worth of $30-$80 million and Katherine McPhee’s is $8m, so maybe the $50m number just represents their combined fortune? Who knows.  Read more

James Harden looking at Joan like

I hear you. Long live Joan’s Dirt Bag! Read more

So admitting that I am a complete nerd, I have watched streams of both Big Buff Man Actors (tm) playing D&D. Car Movie Actor’s was boring af. Big Joe’s was fun, interesting, and entertaining. So read into my nerd shame as you will.
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Jessica Walter *is* a National Treasure, and smirk merchants like Silver Spoons Bateman shouldn’t forget it. That sucks! Read more