You are everything this site has been missing for the last few years. As a 10+ year “commenter emeritus”, I’ve been missing this level of whimsically wicked wordplay. I pray to everything unholy you’re here to stay awhile! Read more

This was the best, no mercy given gossip rundown on Jez since the Gawker days. Just fierce and sensational! Read more

spending 50 million on a wedding should be illegal (mcphee/foster).   Read more

I am immensely thankful all the chat about these alleged Jeff Bezos dick pics subsided because in addition to it being the precise definition of something no one anywhere asked for ever, their potential existence somehow forced my brain to see Jeff Bezos as Jeff Bezos’ penis every time I see a picture of Jeff Bezos —… Read more

I just can’t tell you how much I appreciate this column. I loved Bobby Finger’s work and I might love Joan Summers more. I’m a snarky, tab-loving lady that currently has young children to raise and this summary is like a Vitamin D injection into my veins of what I used to get organically. Namaste. Read more

What kills me is the people commenting on these articles from the UK. Like on DailyMail or whatever. They are frothing at the mouth, absolutely livid that Markle is ruining everything. Even if the stories were true and these women hate each other, the vitriolic reactions from everyday people is alarmingly… Read more

Yup. I think they’re trying to create an interloper narrative for Meghan because she’s the first black/American royal family member so close to the crown. Read more

I mean, lots of people low-key hate their sister-in-laws and manage to tolerate each other. Being in the public eye, there’s even less of a chance they’d rumble. These stories are total fiction.  Read more

It is not a feminist act to divorce the world’s richest man and acquire 50% of his assets. Read more

Does anybody else suspect that this insistence by the tabloids that Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle are arch rivals has to do with trash media cynically attempting to play upon the public’s racist bias? Read more

You can splash all the pink and yellow headlines you want, I still don’t quite buy that Meghan and Kate hate each other. It seems more likely these magazines are attempting to cherry pick the smallest disagreements to create an overblown faux conflict within the royal family so that they’ll sell more magazines. Read more

Amber Heard is a red carpet “menace” hell bent on having her photo taken and landing movie roles. Read more

Yours is a journalistic pedigree that our president actually maybe respects. Read more

“Because I’m a Serious Journalist With An Interest In Politics, I do need to mention Angelina Jolie’s apparent bid for the White House. While the messenger may be easy to dismiss, it’s a rumor that’s been swirling among gossip bloggers for quite some time now. Her motto? ‘I always say I’ll go where I’m needed.' Who… Read more

Never forget! Read more

A.) How do you know it’s one baby? B.) I seem to recall that she’s a pretty small woman, so all pregnancies are going to look gigantic on her, and C.) Photoshop is also a thing when you’re trying to sell gossip rags. Read more

and they twist the knife just a bit more by having that little box picture of her as Daisy Duke. Read more

I often feel like the only person on earth who ever thinks of “A Public Affair” and that roller rink video and so I thank you, Joan, for making me feel a little less alone. Read more

Seriously, fuck that Jessica Simpson cover. Read more