Hi queens, who is ready to suffer!
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Here is a photo of a Scooby Doo costume my miracle worker mom made for me from a pattern she found at, uh, I believe Michael’s? My siblings and I were in an elementary school play about Noah’s Ark that happened a few weeks before Halloween, and cuz she didn’t have much money to spend on three kids costumes, Scooby Doo…

I REBUKE THIS !!!!!!!! Gonna miss you immensely Clover <3
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Here’s an interesting read about a famous house from the show that basically turned into a tourism attraction/AirBNB https://www.dallasobserver.com/news/chip-and-joanna-gaines-cant-fix-waco-9427134 Read more

it’s typically the norm, but part of the fantasy these shows push is obscuring the fine print so that viewers can lose themselves in the renovation. I think people would find Fixer Upper a lot less appealing if they knew budgets were as high as $500,000 in later episodes, and that homes would skyrocket in value from… Read more

True! I guess by successful I also mean: “They’re just gonna do it anyway.” Wonder how much of a hit they have taken with restrictions on retail right now (not that Texas seems very intent on enforcing any tangible safeguards against corona!) Read more

Hazel, I’m definitely “suck my dick and choke on it.” Read more

vanessa hudgens vs. justice at my 8th grade sadie-hawkins

Love this Brendan. So good. Read more

you can’t tell but underneath my dress I'm wearing bike shorts covered in dog hair, and just out of frame are my favorite Old Navy flip flops LOL. Represent! Read more

honestly put the rest of us to shame Read more

Wow, didn’t know I paid $10,000 for my $350 dress :-) Read more

This in particular stood out to me, but I could be reading into it! (And doing exactly what Liam says made life so stressful!) Read more

good catch! that thought is missing a “dating” in front of it. Read more

Hazel, you are really a mad genius. Read more

I fucking love you so, so much Rebecca. Read more

at least half of the extremely online people I know, for who gay porn wasn’t their first experience with sex, had no idea about fisting until deviantart LOL Read more

Concerning “Imagine,” John Legend and John Lennon are not the same person? I’m hearing reports that this is the case. Read more

Just got the great recommendation on Twitter that Meals on Wheel’s is another great place to donate the cat food, considering seniors who use the service will need cat food. Anyone else got recommendations? Read more

“WE CAN’T BE SO EAGER TO BE LIKED BY MITCH MCCONNELL” SDFVNSKDFJBNVKSDFHBVKSDHFBASVSEFHKBV Read more