Would gladly watch Bernie and Warren knife (“”METAPHORICALLY””) Bloomberg on national television for hours. Read more

BERNIE! Read more

Glad that Warren is still here to push childcare conversations on a national stage!!!!! Read more

Just the hourly reminder that Bloomberg is only on the stage because he bought his way there! Read more

I would like Bloomberg to take a moment and sound out: “India is an even bigger problem,” out loud. Like, just take a moment and think about how fucked, imperialist, and xenophobic that is. Read more

Esther, I love you, I really do, I really love you so much, you know this—but I am now locked in a blood feud with you. Sorry! It’s Slack law. Read more

Everyone, please join me in attacking Esther. Read more

Elizabeth Warren on her way to murder Pete Buttigieg:

Joe Biden is wearing too much bronzer. Read more

Elizabeth Warren is carrying a gun tonight, and in that gun is a bullet, on which she has delicately engraved the name “Pete Buttigieg” is beautiful cursive. Read more

The debate moderators every time they ask Elizabeth Warren a question:

Pete is a sad little worm man who eats dirt and gets all wrinkly in the rain, pass it on! Read more

I think EVERYONE is saying you are dumb, Klobuchar! Read more

Money can buy you ads, influencers, and all the power in the world, but Bloomberg is proof that you can not buy common fucking sense, or even charisma! Read more

Bloomberg claims he has a workplace that embraces women and protects them from harrassers. The fucking facts speak otherwise: Read more

Watch Klobuchar wiffle-waffle on the previous question when asked on The View about her fucked up prosecution record:

For context on this question: Read more

Warren is making great points on Bloomberg’s apology—he’s not apologizing for stop and frisk, nor is he apologizing for the way it was willfully designed to brutalize people of color. He apologized that “maybe” bad things came of it. Read more

The audience tonight is giving me this energy: