I am obsessed with how stupid Kristen Wiig’s dress looks. Read more

“A peach farm in Chesterfield, South Carolina.” Read more

This should have been Greta’s award, I am so sorry to say... Read more

Timmy stole the costume from a hip new Grease revival set in a modern-day NYC performing arts high school. Read more

Omg, Sandra Oh standing up and cheering for Bong Joon-Ho. I am crying!!!! Read more

I too am still thinking about Somethings Gotta Give. Read more

I appreciate Diane Keaton’s insistence on wearing the same outfit everywhere she goes. Read more

STAY AWAY FROM US, GET A JOB!

Demand a moment of silence for me and the homosexuals around the world in preparation for Keanu Reeves and Diane Keaton... Read more

Idina looks hot as fuck! Read more

JUSTICE FOR IDINA MENZEL BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN UNCUT GEMS! Read more

My enemy Josh Gad has arrived. Read more

I’d like to say that I cannot stop thinking about this picture of Rooney Mara and Joaquin Phoenix looking spooky and weird:

Joan has entered the chat! Read more

Fixed for ya! Most should have been correct but the order they appear should be the order they are written in. Read more

It has been brought to my attention that Vancouver and Vancouver Island are not the same place. Canada, what do you have to say for yourself? Read more

Tom Steyer: “It’s actually all about football, if you think about it.”

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Something I learned while we are on this commercial break: Tina Fey is doing 30 Rock redux commercials with the Allstate Disaster Guy?

Ashley, I am consciously uncoupling from the dishwasher narrative. Read more