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Joan Summers
joansummers
Gossip Reporter. Creator and host of Eating For Free, the podcast at the end of the internet.

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THANK GOD BERNIE IS BRINGING UP THE FALLACY OF THE 2050 CLIMATE DEADLINE! Read more

What do we think Pete Buttigieg’s burner account on r/Libertarian is called? Read more

Anyone else feel a chill run down their spine when Biden mentioned the “Biden plan.” What evil does he plan on unleashing? Read more

Can you tell what CNN’s agenda is tonight?

Really love watching candidates like Biden and Klobuchar insist that Medicare for All isn’t “popular” with Americans, blatantly revealing who’s opinions they think matter in this debate. Read more

Biden, word for word just now: “African-American, brown, black, white, gay, straight.”
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I hate that the moderators or these other candidates refuse to see how something like a trade deal ISN’T also an issue that involves the climate, or how the climate even affects the lives of the workers these moderators want Sanders to “stay on topic” about. Read more

Steyer’s bronzer’s disappearing act is maybe the most impressive thing that’s happened all night. Read more

Everyone but Bernie: “America can have a little imperialist war mongering, as a treat.” Read more

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Why does Buttigieg talk like he’s narrating a big pharma advertisement for anti-depressants?

Have any of Warren’s or Bernie’s aides ever tried to convince them to pivot to Warby Parker? Read more

Klob wearing red, symbolic of the blood she plans to spill when dueling Buttigieg in the third act of the debate. Read more

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The troops getting a special performance from the Cher hologram after President Buttigieg deploys them in World War 6:

Pete coming right out the gate beating the drums of war, I see! Read more