Waiting for everyone to spend the next 2 hours bullying Pete Buttigieg. Read more

Everyone, would like you all to know I ordered a truckload of souvlaki, pita, and tzatziki instead. Thank you for participating! Read more

Currently taking a poll on what I should order on Postmates to survive this: Read more

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My favorite feature of the modern presidential race is plugging your website at the end of each debate. It really humanizes them! Read more

Kelly, my rose is also the wine cave. Read more

Did Steyer get new bronzer tonight? Read more

Steyer: “I’m DIFFERENT.” Read more

Guys, at the end of each Real Housewives reunion, Andy makes the women say their “rose” and their “thorn.” Rose: Good thing. Thorn: Bad thing. Would love to hear everyone’s roses and thorns after this absolute fuckery. Read more

Bernie’s energy when discussing billionaires:

Biden trying to one-up how many selfies he’s taken vs. Warren...I hate this man.

I’m sorry, Elizabeth Warren is really suffering from these selfies. Read more

NOT YANG PLUGGING HIS BOOK RIGHT NOW FDVSDFJNVSDFJNVK?JDNDJFNVS?KDFBVSKBKDFJSNFKV  Read more

THIS QUESTION SUCKS! Read more

Raise your hand if this debate cycle is making you feel crazy! Read more

Why can’t Biden, and even Buttigieg, wrap his head around the fact that yes, it will cost trillions of dollars. But isn’t it morally reprehensible that human life has a price in the first place? THAT is the heart of Bernie’s Medicare policies! Read more

Bernie when Biden opens his mouth:

I love that Bernie went the route of healthcare when answering this question. Many trans women like me went through transition paying for everything out of pocket. I was turned away from doctors, I was told I needed to be put in an institution, I was villainized by therapists in my small town who dubbed me a danger to… Read more

My skin peeled off and spontaneously combusted when Klobuchar said “Notorious RGB” Read more